Holy Fraggle Rock, Batman!

5 08 2010

Holy Fraggle Rock Batman!!

Holy Fraggle Rock Batman!

If goldfish ever ruled the earth I would imagine they would live in little suburban units like these two.

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“That STILL don’t match!”

28 07 2010

So I was making fun of this house a few weeks ago.

The Spirit of Carville still lives on. Ocean Beach, Outer Sunset SF 5

Lord knows why anyone would think it’s a good idea to build a wood shingle kind of room on top of a sickly green colored room and call it a house, but hey. It’s a free country. I had a nice chuckle at my neighbors expense and then went on about my business.

Then while taking a new way home the other day I discovered this guy.

That STILL don’t match!

One house with a wood shingle kind of room built on top of a sickly green colored room and I can chalk that up to the actions of a lone nut.

But TWO houses with a wood shingle kind of room built on top of a sickly green colored room, both just a few blocks away from each other?

Now we’re talking about a conspiracy.





Do You Want Fries With That?

11 06 2010

I just finished reading Little Boxes: The Architecture of a Classic Midcentury Suburb and was kind of surprised to learn that Outer Sunset OG Henry Doelger was originally against Art Deco homes. He said that he always associated them with fast food joints, but when he was building his second empire in Daly City he was really turned on by what he called the “Fish n’ Chips” style of homes (It’s the pink one on the cover, the green one below it, and then check out the fucking killer living room money shot at the end.) and started to crank those out like nobodies business.

I thought that was a remarkable statement because whenever I look at Art Deco homes a part of me thinks of fast food as well and how often is it that you find yourself agreeing on something like modern architecture with someone who was born in 1896?

The Outer Sunset is a really unique living museum of Indestructible American Suburban Architecture and you can find some great Art Deco gems scattered about out here over here and there. I just discovered this guy the other day.

Do you want fries with that?

I’m really digging that top hat with the blue stripes.

A part of me is convinced that at any moment a Norman Rockwell era Betty will just zip up to me on these rad 1950s roller-skates and a uniform with a blue striped paper hat with my order of a burger, shake, and animal style fries.

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“That Don’t Match!”

8 06 2010

Somewhere along the line my girlfriend granted herself veto power over what I get to wear whenever we go out at night. If she feels like whatever I’m wearing is clashing she only has to say “That don’t match!” and either I have to change my outfit or if I try and argue the point my life becomes an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

“That don’t match!” has become one of our inside jokes, a catch phrase that perfectly sums up when we see anything that instinctively was not meant to be together. That phrase also happens to perfectly sum up this house that has the worst 3rd floor addition in The Outer Sunset and quite possibly all of San Francisco.

The Spirit of Carville still lives on. Ocean Beach, Outer Sunset SF 5

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Oh. My. Lord.

It’s like a tsunami took one house and washed it onto the roof of another house.

It’s like Homer Simposn got wasted one week and built a tree fort for the kids on the roof of his house. And nobody stopped him.

This beauty is on or west of the 47th Ave parallel, where the houses get Twilight Zone weird out here and a part of me loves it for that. It’s a reminder that the spirit of Carville still lives on out here by the beach. You can hire Homer Simpson to build the most ridiculous addition to your home out here and No One Will Stop You.

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Every Day is a Happy Saint Patrick’s Day in The Outer Sunset.

17 03 2010

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About two months ago I thought it would be a neat idea to start collecting pictures of all the green houses in The Outer Sunset for a Saint Patrick’s Day post. Then a few gigabytes later I realized that I was in danger of breaking my computer and quite possibly the Internet if I posted them all at once. I’ve since edited it down to just those green houses that I think are architecturally interesting or a good representation of The Outer Sunset. Enjoy –

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This house reminds me of the kinds of goofy sunglasses and other fashion accessories that Kayne West has made trendy recently.

You know, Michael Jackson really did have one of the best deaths of all time.

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I always imagined that if Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog got married and realized that they loved each other but could not stand to live in the same house with each other they would be neighbors out here like these two.

And why does Miss Piggy get TWO satellite dishes and Kermit has none? That’s not fair.

I thought I was pretty clever for writing that bit and then immediately afterwards I discovered over a dozen other instances where there was a loud green house next door to a loud pink house.

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All the years that I’ve lived here I’ve been oblivious to this “Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog as neighbors in The Outer Sunset” meme and now I can’t leave the house without them stalking me. Way to jinx yourself there, Mike.

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I wouldn’t really call the house on the left green, maybe it was at one time but right now it looks like it’s been molded over by some turquoise fungi color, but check out his neighbor to the right. I feel dirty just looking at it. The same crap that collects around your toilet bowl is growing around his windows. Lovely. This picture reminds me that even though I make fun of all the loud, tacky colors in The Outer Sunset, I really do appreciate it when a homeowner will take pride in the upkeep of their home.

C’mon Buddy, you live in a piece of charcoal.

A giant piece of moldy charcoal.





Shout at The Devil

14 03 2010

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Very impressive Devil Horns that you’re throwing down there, Neighbor.

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Nothing quite cements your status as the local mad-scientist like a pair of Dr. Frankenstein-era lightening rods attached in an aggressive position onto your roof.





The Friendship Bench of The Outer Sunset.

1 01 2010

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The Friendship Bench is the very first thing I wrote about on here and one of the first truly unique and neat things I noticed when I moved into The Outer Sunset.

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The idea that someone can convert their house into a little public art space is really charming and the fact that it’s survived unmolested all these years is amazing. I keep on discovering new things everytime I take pictures here.

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Nice use of sand dollars. Sand dollars are local sea urchins that are indigenous to Ocean Beach. If you know how, you can collect them along the beach and then bleach them to a shiny white. You see them everywhere out here. Locals have them in their garages and gardens; you can see them in the mural over by the Ortega Street library. Collecting sand dollars is very much a Outer Sunset / beach culture kind of pastime.

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I met the owner of this house the other day as he was pulling into his driveway. He was super nice and explained that The Friendship Bench was his wife’s idea. She set most of this up and since she passed away he has been maintaining it as a shrine to her.

And that’s what I love about The Outer Sunset; the idea that you can just convert your house into a mini shrine and no one will stop you.