Reaching out for something to hold. Looking for a love where the climate is cold. Smoking guns hot to the touch. Would cool down if we didn’t use them so much. We’re soul alone and soul really matters to me.

22 06 2010

OK. Here’s my pitch –

Morgan Freeman is this ninja cyborg from a dystopian future where angry whales rule the world. He had his arm bit off by a dolphin in Vietnam and now he spends his time as a private investigator in Hawaii where he devotes one hour each week to having adventures and helping people with their problems. Ernest Borgnine is this one eyed, salt of the earth, sailor type that’s the Higgins of the team.

Oh! And it’s animated too! But in this retro Heavy Metal meets Yellow Submarine psychedelic style.


Now put that on my car.

morgan freeman 1

magnum pi 3

I’m just going to keep parking my magnum opus on your block till Hollywood starts returning my calls.


Burning Life Aquatic Man.

You play with words, you play with love. You can twist it around baby that aint enough cause girl I’m gonna know, If you’re letting me in or letting me go don’t lie, when you’re hurting inside, cause you can’t escape my…

The Choose Your Own Adventure Bus



4 responses

25 06 2010

Dude, you’re funny as F 🙂
Keep up the good work.

28 03 2013

That’s my friend’s car! Well, it was his car till he sold it and went on a motorcycle ride to Guatemala.

28 03 2013
Cory Logan

Hilarious. That was, in fact, my car. And you nailed it.

15 01 2015

That was fantastic.

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